Monday, April 20, 2009
You might remember Toby from a prior post, Jones Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage.
Now he's got a new business venture; Jones Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage, where he'll fry parts of a chicken you didn't even know were fryable.
You can still give him a call or find him on "them world-wide internets."
I'm going to go on down there and get a slice of some dinosaur.
Friday, April 3, 2009
Arrested Development- Chicken Dance
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
I don't hunt, but if I did, I'm pretty sure I would only hunt Velociraptors. Fortunately, I don't have to go through the whole process of getting a permit, hiring a tracker, hiding in the woods, masking my scent with Raptor Musk (which stings the nostrils worse than Sex Panther), engaging in a life-and-death battle, cleaning my kill and mounting it's head on my wall.
For only $521 (as of 9pm Wednesday) I can streamline the whole process and get this full-size raptor head on ebay. I don't really know how it was acquired but apparently it was killed legally in Jurassic Park.
Friday, March 20, 2009
They are always looking for submissions, so if you come across a picture where the only possible reaction is WTF?, then by all means email it to them.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Friday, March 13, 2009
When it comes to sports, we're in pretty good shape. Do a quick Google Search for Turkish Sports Legends and you won't find too much (unless you consider arm wrestling a sport)
So needless to say, I was pretty excited to see this graph ranking the public acceptance of evolution in 35 countries and the only country we beat was Turkey.
Look out Cyprus...we're coming after you next!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
I remember watching The Empire Strikes Back as a child and wondering what kind of pets AT-ATs would be.
Monday, March 2, 2009
15-year-old McKay Hatch of Pasadena thought he was on to such a good thing when he started the No Cussing Club at his high school that he's now taking it up a notch. He successfully lobbied the LA County Board of Supervisors to issue a proclamation officially making the first week in March No Cussing Week.
So if you see someone wearing on of the No Cussing Club's gaudy orange t-shirts or carrying one of their How Many Hugs Do You Need cards in their wallets, be sure not to ask them how much they spent on that f#@%*n c#*p.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
I guess it's a commercial for pizza, but I'm not entirely sure. After watching it I had the same reaction as Homer Simpson after he watched the Mr. Sparkle commercial.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Can you imagine the anticipation that must grip this guy waiting for them to play the one song that he's worked so hard to bust a routine to?
The Joe The Blogger Investigation Unit has been hard at work trying to find out some details about the dancer. JTBIU has found out that his name is Jeremy Fry, and has a serious thing for Bon Jovi and attention from crowds.
Personally, I'd avoid inviting him to your next karaoke jam or 80s party.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
It's a chicken, inside of a duck, inside of a turkey, with the whole thing wrapped in bacon. This is just one of the many disturbing, yet somewhat appetizing dishes featured on thisiswhyyourefat.com.
Looking at some of these things is like looking at a deep-fried chocolate-coated train wreck. It's awful and disturbing, yet impossible to look away.
This one might be my favorite, it's a McNuggetini: A McDonald’s chocolate milkshake with vanilla vodka, rimmed with BBQ sauce and garnished with a chicken McNugget.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Apparently to scientists in India, nothing.
In a country that has boycotted Coke and Pepsi since 1984, their new take on a refreshing summer beverage involves moving forward with a drink made from cow urine and herbs.
"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," said project leader Om Prakash. "It's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."
I'm glad their addressing this, because if there's one single drawback to urine-based drinks, it's got to be the smell.
Somewhere, executives from Sunny D (formerly known as Sunny Delight) must be thrilled to know that somebody has finally made something more disgusting than the swill they've been pushing on kids for years.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Those poles can really sneak up on you.
Apparently not everyone realized this was a prank, including a few clueless motorists.
"It's kind of crazy. I'm totally confused," said one motorist. "I'm kind of expecting … dinosaurs to run down the road, or something."
Another puzzled motorist said, "Which raptors?" before adding that he hadn't seen the sign.
This comes less than a week after someone hacked into electronic road signs in Texas to warn about Zombies.I'm certainly not endorsing the practice of hacking into road signs, but I think an award should be given for the most creative hacked sign.
Friday, January 9, 2009
I would sell all my friends to Chinese organ thieves for a lifetime supply of In-N-Out Burgers, but I've already sent them cards letting them know that.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
This kind of reminds me of those public access shows that used to be on local cable. I used to love how people would call up just to swear at the guys on Jets Roundtable.