The world needs more people like Toby Jones.
He not only asks the tough questions like, "do you know how big a bus is," but also offers a solution to a problem we all have experienced.
He knows there's a lot of stuff around your house that you just don't need or aren't going to use, like that "ugly yellow luggage," and he's willing to help you out by storing it on the cheap.
He'll store anything like an elephant or even your weed. You can give him a call or find him on "them internets."
Call him soon, because he's pretty drunk.